Bathroom Barney Rubble

(Keep in mind this all happened in an instant.)

I just visited the bathroom at the library to open the door and find a young man, glabrous like I, staring at himself in mirror. Surprised by my intrudence, he quickly turned towards the door and mumbled these words, “Sorry. Excuse me. I was just looking for something.” You were looking for something!? You were checking yourself out in the mirror, holmes.

The men’s bathroom can be awkward at times. It’s a mixture of personal and public that produces awkward. To this lad I extend grace. Go on, look at yourself in the mirror. Nevermind me.

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2 Responses to “Bathroom Barney Rubble”

  1. dwmiii Says:

    Drew,

    I’ve passed this along to the library staff at school. I’m assuming that the bathroom you are referring to is there. I hope I am correct.

    Dougald

  2. Drew Maust Says:

    Dougald, you are correct my right and honorable gentleman.

    It has just dawned on me that perhaps he was looking for something…intranasal. Poor guy. Caught off guard.

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