Monthly archives: November 2008

Barack Obama: Son of Promise, Child of Hope

I made up a word for this several years ago: parvenize. This is the verbal form of the noun and adjective “parvenu” which has been lying in wait of Barack Obama. A parvenu, you see, is “one that has recently or suddenly risen to an unaccustomed position of wealth or power and has not yet gained the prestige, dignity, or manner associated with it.” Thank you, Merriam-Webster. This describes Obama. He’s a parvenu.

Likewise, it’s incredible to note the messiah overtones in Obama’s parvenization. The current best-selling children’s book on Amazon is testimony to this. The book: Barack Obama: Son of Promise, Child of Hope. It’s story, his story:

Ever since Barack Obama was young, Hope has lived inside him. From the beaches of Hawaii to the streets of Chicago, from the jungles of Indonesia to the plains of Kenya, he has held on to Hope. Even as a boy, Barack knew he wasn’t quite like anybody else, but through his journeys he found the ability to listen to Hope and become what he was meant to be: a bridge to bring people together.

This is the moving story of an exceptional man, as told by Nikki Grimes and illustrated by Bryan Collier, both winners of the Coretta Scott King Award. Barack Obama has motivated Americans to believe with him, to believe that every one of us has the power to change ourselves and change our world.

You can’t be entirely sure what this children’s book is meant to engender, but without a doubt it’s more than just respect for the President-Elect. For examples simply read the reader reviews left on Amazon.

You have GOT to be kidding me???? There is something seriously wrong with any parent that would give this god-king worship book to a child. I fear for anyone that focuses this much adoration towards a man. I fear for any nation that adores a leader to this extent. Lets pull our heads out of the clouds people.

Or

A friend and I saw and went through this book in a store. We could not believe it. It portrays Obama as Messiah, Obama as deity. And the presentation is to children. Yep, the illustrations are, indeed, beautiful. The message: over-the-top brainwashing. Of children. This book represents the unquestioning society and hero worship. The book is beautiful, and sickening.

It’s also intriguing to see a children’s book about John McCain, too. My Dad, John McCain is written by his daughter Meghan and in somewhat of a reversal has received overwhelmingly positive reviews as opposed to Obama’s children’s book.

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Invaders Must Die

For those who love the darker, harder side of electronic music, The Prodigy is offering their new single Invaders Must Die for free download on their website at theprodigytickets.com/download. The main hook is rather catchy and I think the sample from which the song takes its name is the Doctor Who villain Dalek. Might be a good song to run to for you runner friends.

Peep the embedded player for a preview of the goods.

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Before Time Was Measured The Voice Was Speaking

The Voice translation of the New Testament is now available and the title of this post is its rendering of the first part of John 1:1. You can download a copy of the Gospel of John for free. Don’t just jump right in to reading the translation though; just take a moment to read through the Preface to see where this translation is coming from and what it is meant to achieve. It’s goals are admirable but unfortunately its method and product raise a lot of questions concerning its status as a translation. Interesting, thought-provoking discussion is underway on the Extreme Theology blog in the post and comments of Review of The Voice New Testament – Part One. Secondly, a worthwhile question is being raised both on Extreme Theology and the Politically Correct blog whether such a translation leads the sponsoring group into cultish territory.

My Thoughts

Below are the thoughts I left in a comment on Extreme Theology:

Reading the prefaces indicates they’ve gone wrong from the start:

“First, accomplished writers create an English rendering; then, respected Bible scholars adjust the rendering to align the manuscript with the original texts.”

This raises all kinds of questions: What Vorlage (if not the GNT) are the “accomplished writers” using? If they’re consulting an English translation, the Voice Translation goes from Greek to English to “accomplished writer” tweaking to only then consulting “the original texts” to the finished product. This is surely backwards: re-interpreting English translated from Greek which is tweaked by Greek to arrive at English. Woah. No wonder they’re arriving at outlandish translations/interpretations.

Moreover, we primarily English readers already have a hard time enough trying to recognize OT allusions in the NT (intertextuality or whatever’s the best term) without replacing terms like “Messiah” with “the Liberator.” Indeed this is only one aspect of the expected Messiah.

Finally, though they claim “it is time to bring the body of Christ together again around the Bible” (page one of Preface) they unnecessarily distant themselves–yay, cut themselves off–from the last millennia of Christianity by removing words like “baptism” and “repentance.” I’m afraid more so than already people won’t have a clue what they’re talking about in their striving to be understood, contemporary and non-divisive.

Caveat

One should be very careful about adopting The Voice as a primary translation. Undoubtedly, if you do adopt it, you will see things in Scripture you’ve never seen before. But then you have to ask yourself: is that because it’s actually in the original text or because the translators have taken liberties with the text? If this is not a question you feel like you can answer, sticking with the English Standard Version or the King James would seem the wise decision.

Promotional Video

Here is a promotional video about the translation:

Gospel of John Reader

And, finally, here is an embedded reader for the Gospel of John:

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Annual Wake County Public Library Book Sale


Creative Commons License photo credit: MatthewBradley

When my mom called while I was on the road, telling her that I was headed to an abandoned Kmart for a book sale sounded a lot sketchier than it turned out to be. The sale: the 2008 Wake County Public Library Book Sale.

The annual Wake County Public Library Book Sale will be held for the third year in the former Super Kmart building at 4121 New Bern Ave. , in east Raleigh, on US Highway 64 Business. The site is in a shopping center anchored by Golden Corral on the street-front. More than 300,000 books will be available for sale in the largest sale of its kind in the Southeast.

Paperbacks $1. Hardbacks $4. But if you can contain yourself, the prices drop every day.

  • Wednesday, November 19: noon till 9 p.m.
  • Thursday and Friday, November 20 and 21: 10 a.m. till 9 p.m.
    • Prices the first three days are $4 for hardbound books; $1 for paperbacks.
  • Saturday, November 22: 8 a.m. till 8 p.m.
    • Prices on Saturday are $2 for hardbound books; 50 cents for paperbacks.
  • Sunday, November 23: 10 a.m. till 6 p.m.

I walked away with 18 books and, yes, I feel like a bandit after paying only $18.

This sale actually comes at a great time (but when could a massive book sale not come at a good time?) considering this is the week of the annual meeting of the Evangelical Theological Society, a gathering which boasts its amazingly low, steal-of-a-deal convention book prices. It, however, is in Rhode Island. My book sale? An abandoned Kmart!

So, if you’re a Southeastern student like me, get your buns down to that Kmart. Take cash and/or your checkbook as these are the only accepted forms of payment. It’s the perfect place to buy any classic that you’ve been wanting and meaning to get a copy of (e.g., Pilgrim’s Progress).

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Weekly Twitter Tweets (2008-11-16)

  • And Jesus! #
  • I’m drinking Butterfinger hot chocolate from last year. #
  • Using Digsby for IM, Email, and Twitter – http://twitter.digsby.com #
  • Delighted to see Englishmans Hebrew Concordance in the public domain in a free 800 page PDF via Google Books #
  • La Traviata live from the Met right now on XM. Get it #
  • Late for my 730 class as usual. #
  • Prop 8 protestors should demand a vote. Oh wait… #
  • Just made chicken pot pies. A bit of work but they look tasty! #
  • Waiting to watch the space shuttle launch: http://tv.0n-line.info/ #
  • Listening to old school John Murray lectures on Matthew 24. Freely available thru WTS #
  • Pei Wei here we come. Cheaper PF Chang’s? Yes, please! #
  • Ezekiel 20 + opera + OJ #
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Celine Dion’s Christmas Confession

One of the best things about Christmastime is that all the biggest pop stars just have to sing Christmas carols. They must. And we do reap the benefits. Tonight hearing Celine Dion sing O Holy Night was quite amazing, even though with a slight Canadian tinge.

A second one-of-the-best-things-about-Christmastime is the theology inescapably present in carols. All of sudden glitzy starlets turn from singing the praises of their many paramours to the glories of the advent of the Christ child. In so doing the themes of sin, judgment, reconciliation, true peace, salvation, redemption, and God’s provision fill the airwaves for the season until we’ve gotten what we wanted from under the tree and can tuck these confronting, blatantly Christian topics away into the attic with all our Christmas decor. Out of sight, out of mind.

The theology present in carols highlights a difference between Christianity and Islam to which I would like to draw your attention. Tonight as I listened to the mellifulously sopranic voice of Celine declare over the radio for all of North America to hear Christ is the Lord! O praise His Name forever I was struck by the ineffective nature of her otherwise decidely Christian confession. Let the reader recall the somewhat infamous martyrdom of Polycarp at which time he was called upon to declare Kurios Caesar (“Caesar is Lord”) but rather than choosing to deny his Lord replied securely Kurios Iesous (“Jesus is Lord”). This is the most basic Christian confession. Indeed at the church I attend the baptized are asked “What is your confession?” to which the expected response is “Jesus is Lord.” However, much to my chagrin, there is reason to believe that Celine Dion along with the company of fifty plus artists who have recorded this carol in singing out “Christ is the Lord!” are not making heart-felt, Spirit-induced confessions of the lordship of Jesus of Nazareth.

In Christianity, just saying the words is not what renders a confession effectual. Yes, Paul affirms in Romans 10:9 that “if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” But Jesus’ words in John 6:44 are also true “No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws him.” This is not to deter anyone from Christianity or from turning to Christ for the forgiveness of sins; but to deter a flippant confession by which one might expect to be saved apart from the work of the Holy Spirit (cf. 1 Corinthians 12:3). This then is where the difference between Christianity and Islam emerges.

The Shahada

Al-Islam.org in a section entitled If You Decide to Convert outlines what it takes to become a Muslim:

Ash hadoo an laa ilaahaa ilallaah [I bear witness that there is no god but Allah (one god)]

Ash hadoo anna Muhammadan Rasoollallah (I bear witness that Muhammad is the Prophet of Allah).

If you state those two things with belief and conviction, you are Muslim.

Unlike Christianity, in Islam there is a magic formula, the Shahada, whereby one becomes Muslim upon declaration in Arabic. Later on in the above-linked article the new convert is advised:

When you get the chance, meet with someone who already knows the prayer and they can help you with the Arabic and little details, God willing.

Help with the Arabic seems a most important step. In Christianity, however, each hearer of the gospel is invited to respond by turning to God through Christ in prayer in their heart language and in their own words in faith, for he is not merely God of one tribe, tongue or nation alone, but the high king of heaven around whose throne peoples from all nations will gather.

Caroling Doesn’t Save

Christmastime is therefore not an automatic in-gathering of carolers but a season during which each listener gains another precious opportunity to take in the glories of God in Christ reconciling the world to himself (2 Corinthians 5:19). Each season gives the gospel another spin on the record players and over the airwaves only to be ignored and superficially melodically enjoyed. Were this a time during which the Shahada filled the airwaves set to infectiously hum-worthy tunes we might all awake on Boxing Day Muslims!

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Irony of Obama’s Presidency

Startling observation (HT: JT):

The irony about the election of our first black president, an irony which I wish did not exist, is that while blacks have risen from the indignities and injustice of slavery in which their bodies were sold and consumed as property, and have endured segregation and second-class citizen status and racial discrimination, and have now one of their own elected to the highest office in the land, this very president-elect, Barack Obama, will increase the death toll among black human beings if he fulfills his promise to enact a Freedom of Choice Act, which will serve as a firewall around Roe v. Wade, the Dred Scott decision of our times. Helping to fund abortions also will likely disproportionately increase the number of black victims consumed by this holocaust. Someone might point out that policies about abortion, too, in this post-racial age of enlightenment, should be colorblind, so anyone who cares about the skin color of its victims is a racist, and that appeals to blacks about not aborting black babies is an appeal to a presumed racism on their part.

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Byrd Twitter

Dan Byrd told me about Twitter and thereby reminded me of Jesus. Follow me: http://twitter.com/admaust. Leave your Twitter username/URL here and I’ll think about following you. =)

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Resist the Irresitible Question

Now in my senior year in seminary, I’ve witnessed it many times. A professor has expounded key Scriptures on a subject but very carefully avoided devoting himself to a specific system of thought or theology. His seemingly skirting around the issue is not unintentional, however, I’ve learned. This drives students crazy.

“Show us your cards!” “Ally yourself with a known school with which we’re familiar!” Some professors aren’t afraid to rail against a known school using precise, loaded language in the process, but I submit to you that this is the far less thoughtful option. The clever student can often deduce the professor’s position on a subject. But, if this position is stated directly and using well-known terminology, this takes the fun out of the mental gymnastics and exegetical heavy-lifting that should be encouraged and instilled in the classroom. A novice poker player (if I dare use a card game analogy) should learn to play, not knowing the poker master’s hand every round. This is part of the learning process, though it undoubtedly drives the student mad.

Words of Advice

So, professor, you’ve said less and taught less when you’ve flat out (lazily) revealed your party compared with the professor who creates a heurestic atmosphere. Student, don’t ask; it’s a seminary faux pas. It’s all about the tertium quid anyways (not in the Christological to be sure, if anyone was wondering). Watch out for the false binary!

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Analogy Rejects

I fired up my trusty external harddrive sidekick which has sustained me through numerous laptop crashes and now houses years of antaño artifacts. One assignment from my college English 101 class was to come up with original analogies. I don’t think any of these will catch on and interestingly enough, I don’t really think the first is original to me:

Let’s make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.

Wednesdays are like celebrations after a long-fought battle.

A good book is like cuddling with your snickerdoodle, you don’t wanna pull yourself away.

Writing is like trying to catch money in one of those money-blower machine thingys; like the money, your thoughts are coming so fast, you can’t catch them all.

English 101 is like Monty Python; sometimes funny, other times, you are just confused and want to turn it off.

I am like Andorra.

Headaches are like that yappy dog you just wanna kick.

Salsa without chips is like salmon without a river.

College is like waking up everyday only to be punched in the face.

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